a later date - Day

9:13AM - I think I'm getting old.

Breakfast:
a generous slice of butterkase (a kind of mild cheese)
a piece of toast with raspberry preserves (both low carb)
some chocolate soy milk (also low carb)

Young people don't eat weird shit like this. Old people do. Worse yet, I'm enjoying this breakfast; it's quite tasty.

Maybe I'm wrong - maybe it's not old people who eat this stuff, it's middle-aged people. People trying to maintain what youth they still have through wacky diets and potions and various ill-advised cosmetic surgeries.

I think I prefer the idea that I'm getting old to the idea that I'm middle-aged. I'd rather be old.